Thursday, November 14, 2013

You Know you are a dog mom...

                                                   You know your a dog mom when.....

1:  A bed that you thought was for you and your hubby now belongs to fur kids!

2:  Going shopping for yourself has now become getting new outfits for your pups.

3:  Dog's and hardwood floors become you're entertainment and a daily challenge to keep the dog hair swept...over and over again.

4:  Getting new things such as carpet/furniture you kow will not look new for long.

5:  your beauty sleep is cut short b/c the little one wakes you up with a asthma attack.

6:  A workout has now become chase the one with your shoes.

7:  Your trash carn has now become a dog's treasure box of findings to drag around.

8:   Poop has become a sourse of conversation for you and your better half.

9:  You have 32 different names for your dog.  Most don't make any kind of sense,but they understand.

10:  You have your dog's picture all over you deck in the office.

11:  You don't think it's strange to be out in the yard saying good girl you peepee!  (knowing other may hear you)

12:  Can't hit up happy hour anymore because you need to get you fur kids out for potty.

13:  You don't finish every bite on your plate with out your pup getting a taste.

14:  Your fur child is the STAR of your web site!

15:  You parents refer to your pet as their granddog!

16:  At dinner parties you dubble check the butter to see if dog hair fell on it. 

17:  You no longer use the lint brush b/c it's a hopeless.

18:  You don't think twice about sitting on the floor b/c the couch is dog full.

19:  Your boarding cost more than your vacation!

20:   Your vet's office number is speed dial

21:  You know more about dog laws then you do about people laws.

22:  Your fur children have their own Christmas decorations.

23:   You can't remember your family's birthday's but you know your fur childrens birthdy...and even get them a special cake.

24:  You have a kiddy wading pool but no small children.

25:  You have nose prints all over your windos and you call it dog art.


    If you know me I am all about my fur children!

This post brought to you by>>> this fur mom



          

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