It all started out with me taking the girls out and cut the bottom of my foot!!! Got my coffee and notice that the cut is more then just a small cut gerr. So I go on my my normal morning routine.
I head off to work and get ready to stop at Tim Horton's, at the last minuet I rethink it all....I want a Starbucks Soy latte! Ummm it sounded so good (not that I am a Fan of Starbucks or even spending an arm and leg for a coffee). So I leave Tim Horton's and look at the clock...Ah I have enough time to get a Soy Latte!!! Until I get behind someone who thinks that going 45 mph on a freeway!!!! So I fly past this little dude going ever so slow! Still have time to get my Latte! THE WEATHER IS JUST RIGHT FOR ONE!
I get off the freeway knowing I have time to get my coffee and still be at work at 6am on the dot! Wrong. I pull in to Starbucks and have to wait on some woman that does not know what she wants! Hurry woman I am on a mission here!!!! Finally I order my ever so complicated drink (yes mine is a complicated latte).
Got it and on my way to the office.....Not realizing that being out of routine would throw me off that much....Wrong!!!! Omg I was getting more frustrate as time went on! Pulled in the wrong part of the office and was not reading the letters on the parking garages. I pull in to the one that I think is the same one I have parked in for 14 years! So I park and get even more frustrated that I want my latte that has been on my mind the whole way up north and now I can't get out of the car...calm down girl your seat belt is still on dah...finally I get out of the car with my drink in hand. Get to the door! Walking down the hall I notice it does not look the same as it always has. What,where am I??? OMG I went in the wrong wing..parked in the wrong garage! Am I really out of it this morning?? So I head back out to the car to get to the RIGHT garage and RIGHT wing! Ahhh made it and on time! Latte is still hot thank goodness...and taste sooo good!
Lesson to self...don't change up routine EVER. I just can't switch up things on the spot and make it work!
But I am loving my drink!!! For 6.90$ I better like it!
Now to get this day going~~~~~without any more issues! Well at least until my crazy co-worker gets in! By crazy I mean CRAZY!!!!! She is something else out of this word. Also the biggest pain in my rear!
So bring it on...I got the coffee buzz going and take her waked out off the wall weirdness on! A little about this strange person. I get sametimes from her all day long...guessing I am the only one in the office that will just allow her to go on and on about off the wall things. Like one day she tells me the freeways are possessed. Or how she is in love with this younger man who in the long run I find out is her step-cousin! Ick! She is in her early 50's and he is in his early 30's and married. She tells me she can only love him and no one else...what?? he was part of your family and you babysat him!! really!!! She refers back to the 1800's ALL the time. I just went and saw the Amish and she is obsessed with the Amish that she will dress what she thinks like them! I consider it an old table cloth draped over her head that she calls a dress. She will read with a magnifying glass b/c she re fusses to upgrade her eye glasses! Sh does not like anything modern...oh if I could get a pic. of her for you all to see what I mean..
.I am talking lets call TLC what not to wear! But I allow her to communicate via sametime communicator, she will go on and on with out me ever responding at all. Weather she knows or not....I sit here all day watching her go on and on and crack up at everything she tells me. And I say she tells ME EVERYTHING!!! More than I need to know! From how her family thinks she is crazy and needs help to how many psychologist she has been to since she was 13yrs. to how she never really loved her husband b/c she was too in love with her step cousin....and always how the world is not how god wanted it to be...that we are all to be pure and woman should never wear pants or show any skin at all. That was the one time I responded (big mistake) I tried to tell her that the world will change as time goes. what was then is not now and that the way people dress in the 1800's is not going to be the way they dress now or even in the 1900's. Everything does change. She freaked out on me saying I was not going by what god wanted and today people dress like trash..so I told her "ok but it's right to be in love with your cousin??"
You would just have to meet her to know what I am talking about or go watch Napolen Dynamite to see what my day in the office is like with her!!
Jen
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