We all are thinking she is on VACATION! Ye I have told you before that I work with an off the wall out of this world crazy woman. No, we should not judge people but come on this woman is like a popcorn fart in a windstorm! She is all about the 1800's and thinks this work is corrupted because woman today wear pants. All though she has shown us pictures from when she was a youngster and was just a normal teen and did normal things. I get messages from her all day long (I ignore 99% of the time as she keeps going on and on AND on) she will go on daily about how she can't fall in love because being in love is not a real thing but in the same conversation she will tell me how she is in love with her step cousin....who is married to someone. She will explain to me how the woman her step cousin is not right for him and that is is trash. She thinks that she will soon one day be with her step cousin (who she babysat for and he is 30some years younger than her) and she has this thought that they will soon be together and live on land just as the amish and she will be house wife as he farms land...really com back to earth....She is a few frys short of a happy meal! She is also the BIGGEST unhappy person I have ever...ever met in my life. Always has a frown. She complains about every thing(even free things). She does things backwards!! Telling me one dayy that she would love to lose weight so she can start riding a bike again...well a bike will help you lose weight so will parking far from the building to take the extra few steps in to the office...But she tells me that she can't do that until she starts to lose weight...What?? We lose weight first... then we work out? Really get off your rear and get moving! No joke...she starts work at 9:30am and gets here @ 6:30am right after I get in the office (somedays before me!) just so she can park right up front by the door. Her and I go back and forth on that matter all the time...and tells me that she went to school for nutrition and knows what she is talking about. Whatever!
The strange thing about her is she is a total germaphobe. Will use her clothing to open doors and such but then wear that same jumper 2-3 days in a row....one as if no one will notice the same looking tablecloth jumper and two she does not realize that she is rewearing collection of germs haha. She think all of us people are odd...but to me she is odd! She does not beleive in the world changing...thinks an auto accident is from having aliens over our roads. She will not take any freeway no matter what the situation is..Even when her own daughter was in labor.... She took the back roads from Columbus to Cincinnati a normal 2.5 hour drive took her over 4 and a half hours to get there. She freaks that her grandchild is odd for tossing a toy around b/c she does not think it's normal. Needless to say everything and anything is odd to her. Why was I the chosen one that she messages all day long? I don't know! I am thinking I have a magnet for crazy's to sit and tell me weird things all day. Trust me I could go on and on all day about the crazy things she tells me!!
Some days I wish that I was a fly on the wall to see how she makes it out in thw world. To see peopel's reactions with her. I kid you not, I bet it would be the same reaction on people's face just as people reacted to Miley Cyrus VMA performance!
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| Notice the over sized glasses!!! It's hr look alike only a male. |
So back to being a good week....... Not having to get messages of blah blah blah crap or pictures of amish children sent to me all day long asking if i like the way they dress...or hear the sound of her GERD cough!!! So this week is ahh normal. But when she returns....My office will go back to reminding me of the movie Office Space with that weird man that hey keep moving his desk until eventualy they move him to the basement. Or the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
I am sure we all have one off the wall person that seams like they are from Mars or some place we have never heard of.
You know it is a good thing she's gone for two weeks but that doesn't seem long enough.
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